Scumbag Brain

Finally gives you control of epic sex dream. TIME TO WAKE UP

Finally gives you control of  epic sex dream. TIME TO WAKE UP   Scumbag Brain

Hears alarm clock Incorporates it into your dreams so you don't wake up

Hears alarm clock Incorporates it into your dreams so you don't wake up  Scumbag Brain

Stares at girl in skimpy clothes Realizes she's about 15 years old...

Stares at girl in skimpy clothes Realizes she's about 15 years old...  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of great thing to post to reddit whilst on the toilet can't remember once you get to a computer.

Thinks of great thing to post to reddit whilst on the toilet can't remember once you get to a computer.  Scumbag Brain

Walking to lunch Remember the most embarrassing moment of your life

Walking to lunch Remember the most embarrassing moment of your life  Scumbag Brain

Just took food out of the microwave? "Put it in your mouth right now. It'll be fine."

Just took food out of the microwave?

Need to finish this work for class tomorrow Lets clean the room first

Need to finish this work for class tomorrow Lets clean the room first   Scumbag Brain

Had a bad night? Better stay up all night analysing it, bro!

Had a bad night? Better stay up all night analysing it, bro!   Scumbag Brain

OK, you only have three things to do today Wait, you wanted to remember what they were?

OK, you only have 
three things to do today Wait, you wanted to remember what they were?  Scumbag Brain

Instantly forget the name of new friends and business contacts. Names of obscure cartoon and video game characters etched in fucking stone.

Instantly forget the name of new friends and business contacts.  
Names of obscure cartoon and video game characters etched in fucking stone. 
   Scumbag Brain
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