Scumbag Brain

Missing Contact Congress if found ...

Missing Contact Congress if found ...  Scumbag Brain

"you own your brain! not the other way around!" Lol, That's a good one.

secx sex

secx sex  Scumbag Brain

...and it wasn't until I actually got TO the restaurant that I realized I had totally forgotten to bring my body with me. I know, right?

...and it wasn't until I actually got TO the restaurant that I realized I had totally forgotten to bring my body with me.  I know, right?  Scumbag Brain

"I should get some work done this week." GOES ON REDDIT

Puts you in the mood to masturbate Makes you feel bad for masturbating

Puts you in the mood to masturbate Makes you feel bad for masturbating   Scumbag Brain

ow

ow    Scumbag Brain

HURRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HURRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  Scumbag Brain

Lets you look forward to a nap all day. ... Elation of being able to nap prohibits you from falling asleep.

Lets you look forward to a nap all day. ... Elation of being able to nap prohibits you from falling asleep.   Scumbag Brain

Builds up your courage to ask that hot chick out "Hahaha, you really thought you could do it!" rejection

Builds up your courage to ask that hot chick out
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