Scumbag Brain

DRIVING 70 MPH AT NIGHT? BRO, THIS WOULD BE AN AWESOME TIME TO START FALLING ASLEEP UNCONTROLLABLY

DRIVING 70 MPH AT NIGHT? BRO, THIS WOULD BE AN AWESOME TIME TO START FALLING ASLEEP UNCONTROLLABLY  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up in panic telling you that you're late Doesn't remind you to check a clock or notice it's pitch black outside

Wakes you up in panic telling you that you're late Doesn't remind you to check a clock or notice it's pitch black outside  Scumbag Brain

Hates Hangovers Drinks Heavily

Hates Hangovers Drinks Heavily  Scumbag Brain

The light in the room we are going into is on lets turn it off, feel stupid, and then turn it back on

The light in the room we are going into is on lets turn it  off, feel stupid, and then turn it back on  Scumbag Brain

5 seconds later Forgets where you parked

5 seconds later Forgets where you parked  Scumbag Brain

You could study that big final tomorrow nah... make a meme about it and put it on reddit instead

You could study that big final tomorrow nah... make a meme about it and put it on reddit instead  Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend went out of town? She must be cheating on you and ready to break up

Girlfriend went out of town? She must be cheating on you and ready to break up  Scumbag Brain

Refuses to go to bed Hates waking up

Refuses to go to bed Hates waking up  Scumbag Brain

So you've moved on from your ex and you're dating somebody new? Let's have a dream where you and your ex get back together.

So you've moved on from your ex and you're dating somebody new? Let's have a dream where you and your ex get back together.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you're trying to flip your sleep schedule for the night shift wakes you up at 9:30 AM

Knows you're trying to flip your sleep schedule for the night shift wakes you up at 9:30 AM  Scumbag Brain
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