Scumbag Brain

must stop thinking about my x Whats that? think of you x fucking someone else?

must stop thinking about my x Whats that? think of you x fucking someone else?   Scumbag Brain

Driving to work Remembers that really ugly girl you kissed in sixth grade

Driving to work Remembers that really ugly girl you kissed in sixth grade   Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep? Let's contemplate the intricacy of the universe for 3 hours Physics exam at noon? lol fuck that, peace

Trying to sleep? Let's contemplate the intricacy of the universe for 3 hours  Physics exam at noon? lol fuck that, peace  Scumbag Brain

Oh your kids have lice and you don't? Let me make your head itch - continously.

Oh your kids have lice and you don't? Let me make your head itch - continously.  Scumbag Brain

I see you're trying to sleep Hey you know what? Let's talk about that dick who fired you from that shit job 4 years ago

I see you're trying to sleep Hey you know what?  Let's talk about that dick who fired you from that shit job 4 years ago  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't want to get into bed Doesn't want to get out of bed.

Doesn't want to get into bed Doesn't want to get out of bed.  Scumbag Brain

YOU NEED a good night sleep for your interview tomorrow no

YOU NEED a good night sleep for your interview tomorrow no
  Scumbag Brain

Trying to fall asleep? Are you my mummy?

Trying to fall asleep? Are you my mummy?  Scumbag Brain

"I just inconvenienced you in a way a lot of people can relate to." "Let's post a meme about this."

quick, drop that $1200 laptop while trying to save that $5 book

quick, drop that $1200 laptop while trying to save that $5 book  Scumbag Brain
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