Scumbag Brain

Oh you stood in line for a urinal and really have to pee? nah lets just stand here and pretend to pee instead

Oh you stood in line for a urinal and really have to pee? nah lets just stand here and pretend to pee instead  Scumbag Brain

Clock is getting set back an hour. "Dude, you can go to bed an hour later and still get the same amount of sleep."

Clock is getting set back an hour.

Loading music onto yor phone? "let's forget about the one song you have been obsessing over all week."

Loading music onto yor phone?

someone farted? Better take a big whiff just to make sure

someone farted? Better take a big whiff 
just to make sure  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to sleep? Lets think about every spider ever in your bed.

Oh, you need to sleep? Lets think about every spider ever in your bed.   Scumbag Brain

You have done something stupid or weird better blame it on me

You have done something stupid or weird  better blame it on me  Scumbag Brain

You should really quit smoking nah man just kidding

You should really quit smoking nah man just kidding  Scumbag Brain

Oh youre just about to fall asleep? Heres an imaginary building to fall off

Oh youre just about to fall asleep? Heres an imaginary building to fall off  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want to get off the internet? let me just open the internet again for you

Oh, you want to get off the internet? let me just open the internet again for you  Scumbag Brain

You want to introduce your coworker of five years to someone Let's momentarily forget his name

You want to introduce your coworker of five years to someone Let's momentarily forget his name  Scumbag Brain
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