Scumbag Brain

This day at the beach is going great here, have a boner

This day at the beach is going great here, have a boner  Scumbag Brain

Getting a haircut Makes all of your face itch

Getting a haircut Makes all of your face itch  Scumbag Brain

Has a dream where i arrive to school in a Lexus LFa Makes you drift and crash into hottest girl in the school

Has a dream where i arrive to school in a Lexus LFa Makes you drift and crash into hottest girl in the school  Scumbag Brain

Just showered have to poop

Just showered  have to poop  Scumbag Brain

Your mom is here! Hey remember those chores you had to do before she got back?

Your mom is here! Hey remember those chores you had to do before she got back?   Scumbag Brain

Never been late for class before? Let's turn off two alarms in your sleep on the day of a test

Never been late for class before? Let's turn off two alarms in your sleep on the day of a test   Scumbag Brain

in the middle of a shower makes you have to poop

in the middle of a shower makes you have to poop  Scumbag Brain

Knows that sex will get rid of stress doesn't let you have sex when you're stressed

Knows that sex will get rid of stress doesn't let you have sex when you're stressed  Scumbag Brain

Sept 30th: I got nothing Oct 30th: OH WAIT! I HAVE SO MANY GOOD IDEAS!

Sept 30th: I got nothing Oct 30th: OH WAIT! I HAVE SO MANY GOOD IDEAS!   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in a hurry to get home? let's forget where you parked your car in below freezing weather

Oh, you're in a hurry to get home? let's forget where you parked your car in below freezing weather   Scumbag Brain
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