Scumbag Brain

Running late? let's forget your keys and money.

Running late? let's forget your keys and money.  Scumbag Brain

Before: "There is no doubt this post will make the front page" After: "Haha, wait, you actually believed me?!"

Before:

mom asks what you want from store forgets all of your favorite foods

mom asks what you want from store forgets all of your favorite foods   Scumbag Brain

"Hey I know you're busy talking" "But lets go ahead and bite the inside of your mouth"

Boss walks in while actually doing work Instinctively hit ALT-Tab to reddit

Boss walks in while actually doing work Instinctively hit ALT-Tab to reddit  Scumbag Brain

You want to dream about your girlfriend? Here, let's think about everything but her.

You want to dream about your girlfriend? Here, let's think about everything but her.  Scumbag Brain

Having an MRI? Good thing you're not itchy.

Having an MRI? Good thing you're not itchy.  Scumbag Brain

I see that you are reading something Let's think about something else

I see that you are reading something Let's think about something else  Scumbag Brain

Depressed about summer ending and school staring While we're at it let's think about your loved ones dying, if anyone loves you, why you don't have a girlfriend, and all the worst possible turns your life could take from here on out.

Depressed about summer ending and school staring  While we're at it let's think about your loved ones dying, if anyone loves you, why you don't have a girlfriend, and all the worst possible turns your life could take from here on out.  Scumbag Brain

Uh oh, getting pulled over? Better unbuckle your seatbelt before the cop sees you.

Uh oh, getting pulled over? Better unbuckle your seatbelt before the cop sees you.  Scumbag Brain
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