Scumbag Brain

Home alone "did you hear that noise? must be a burglar"

Home alone

Dear owner-you're tired,let's take a nap P.S. Not gonna let you sleep the following night.

Dear owner-you're tired,let's take a nap P.S. Not gonna let you sleep the following night.   Scumbag Brain

"Oh I better put this away so I don't lose it." Forgets where you put it.

FINALLY BUILDS IMMUNITY TO PEOPLE TALKING CRAP ABOUT YOU "LOOK AT ALL THOSE DOWNVOTES... WOW, YOU REALLY SUCK"

FINALLY BUILDS IMMUNITY TO PEOPLE TALKING CRAP ABOUT YOU

Is motivated by subconscious urges most of which involve incest

Is motivated by subconscious urges most of which involve incest  Scumbag Brain

Go downstairs in the dark to get water Hey bro, lets think about the scariest movie you've ever seen!

Go downstairs in the dark to get water  Hey bro, lets think about the scariest movie you've ever seen!  Scumbag Brain

Bring all materials for homework home forget planner: cant figure out how to do homework

Bring all materials for homework home forget planner: cant figure out how to do homework   Scumbag Brain

Have to pee? Sounds like a good time to give you a boner.

Have to pee? Sounds like a good time to give you a boner.  Scumbag Brain

Alert when it's time to sleep Sleepy when it's time to be alert

Alert when it's time to sleep Sleepy when it's time to be alert   Scumbag Brain

sees a picture of a spider on a screen gives you an adrenaline rush anyway

sees a picture of a spider on a screen gives you an adrenaline rush anyway   Scumbag Brain
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