Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, you remember that girl from middle school? Let's think about her for 4 hours

Hey bro, you remember that girl from middle school? Let's think about her for 4 hours  Scumbag Brain

Knows you are being kidnapped constantly makes you scream "let me go!"

Knows you are being kidnapped  constantly makes you scream

you're starting a report that's due tomorrow at midnight? Bro, get really interested in this crappy screenplay posted to reddit

you're starting a report that's due tomorrow at midnight?  Bro, get really interested in this crappy screenplay posted to reddit  Scumbag Brain

Has a dream that we won the lottery Forgets the numbers you used as soon as you wake up

Has a dream that we won the lottery Forgets the numbers you used as soon as you wake up  Scumbag Brain

HEY BRO, REMEMBER THAT REALLY EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID TWELVE YEARS AGO? YOU DO NOW

HEY BRO, REMEMBER THAT REALLY EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID TWELVE YEARS AGO? YOU DO NOW  Scumbag Brain

oh you wanted to get some sleep before your final in 6 hours? lets just imagine the rest of your life with your crush really quick

oh you wanted to get some sleep before your final in 6 hours? lets just imagine the rest of your life with  your crush really quick  Scumbag Brain

finally kiss your crush in a dream? that's so exciting lets wake up

finally kiss your crush in a dream? that's so exciting lets wake up  Scumbag Brain

Young, attractive, intelligent, charismatic, and in medical school? Let's make up things to be depressed about

Young, attractive, intelligent, charismatic, and in medical school? Let's make up things to be depressed about  Scumbag Brain

aerodynamically shitty

aerodynamically shitty  Scumbag Brain

Not enough reaction time to block a jumpshot does the leg jerk thing when you're trying to sleep

Not enough reaction time to block a jumpshot does the leg jerk thing when you're trying to sleep  Scumbag Brain
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