Scumbag Brain

"I want to go home" Is already at home

Gotta fart, let's sneak it out. JK, we gotta shit.

Gotta fart, let's sneak it out. JK, we gotta shit.   Scumbag Brain

Agrees that women shouldn't be objectified. Still wants to nail them all.

Agrees that women shouldn't be objectified. Still wants to nail them all.   Scumbag Brain

Has a bad dream about boyfriend Acts like a bitch all day before realizing it was a dream

Has a bad dream about boyfriend Acts like a bitch all day before realizing it was a dream   Scumbag Brain

I gave that bitch a piece of my mind. Bitches love pieces of my mind.

I gave that bitch a piece of my mind. Bitches love pieces of my mind.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, it's 2:41AM and I'm thirsty! Also, remember that scary movie from the other night?

Hey, it's 2:41AM and I'm thirsty! Also, remember that scary movie from the other night?   Scumbag Brain

Look how far down it is. You should jump. NO DON'T JUMP YOU IDIOT!

Look how far down it is. You should jump. NO DON'T JUMP YOU IDIOT!   Scumbag Brain

Hey lets take the Laptop charger instead of bringing the laptop

Hey lets take the Laptop charger instead of bringing the laptop  Scumbag Brain

TRYING TO AVOID THAT GIRL YOU LIKE? WHY DON'T YOU MISTAKE EVERY 2ND GIRL FOR HER? THAT'LL HELP. YOU'RE WELCOME!

TRYING TO AVOID THAT GIRL YOU LIKE? WHY DON'T YOU MISTAKE EVERY 2ND GIRL FOR HER? THAT'LL HELP.   YOU'RE WELCOME!  Scumbag Brain

I see you've been avoiding biting your lip in the same spot as you did last night... Bite it as hard as you can RIGHT NOW!!!!!

I see you've been avoiding biting your lip in the same spot as you did last night... Bite it as hard as you can                     RIGHT NOW!!!!!   Scumbag Brain
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