Scumbag Brain

So you're at a funeral, huh? Here's a boner.

So you're at a funeral, huh? Here's a boner.   Scumbag Brain

"I want to go home" Is already at home

Gotta fart, let's sneak it out. JK, we gotta shit.

Gotta fart, let's sneak it out. JK, we gotta shit.   Scumbag Brain

Agrees that women shouldn't be objectified. Still wants to nail them all.

Agrees that women shouldn't be objectified. Still wants to nail them all.   Scumbag Brain

Has a bad dream about boyfriend Acts like a bitch all day before realizing it was a dream

Has a bad dream about boyfriend Acts like a bitch all day before realizing it was a dream   Scumbag Brain

I gave that bitch a piece of my mind. Bitches love pieces of my mind.

I gave that bitch a piece of my mind. Bitches love pieces of my mind.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, it's 2:41AM and I'm thirsty! Also, remember that scary movie from the other night?

Hey, it's 2:41AM and I'm thirsty! Also, remember that scary movie from the other night?   Scumbag Brain

Ah, coming down with a headache? Here, keep playing some video games to help pass the time.

Ah, coming down with a headache? Here, keep playing some video games to help pass the time.  Scumbag Brain

There's the girl you have a crush on! Let me find you something interesting to say... Nope, got nothing

There's the girl you have a crush on! Let me find you something interesting to say... Nope, got nothing   Scumbag Brain

Knows what Hors D'oeuvres Are Pronounces it Whores Devores anyway

Knows what Hors D'oeuvres Are Pronounces it Whores Devores anyway   Scumbag Brain
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