Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep? BOOM! Now you can't stop thinking about what you're doing with your life.

Trying to sleep? BOOM! Now you can't stop thinking about what you're doing with your life.  Scumbag Brain

"I see you're going to bed?" "So paranormal activity was a fun movie"

Knows you've stopped wanting xanax gives you a xanax dream

Knows you've stopped wanting xanax gives you a xanax dream  Scumbag Brain

buisy day at the office? "why dont you keep checking nukezone"

buisy day at the office?

has lived in the same house for fifteen years Which light does this switch turn on again?

has lived in the same house for fifteen years Which light does this switch turn on again?  Scumbag Brain

Studied 3 hours straight for exams today? don't worry, i'll give you the answers when the tests are collected

Studied 3 hours straight for exams today? don't worry, i'll give you the answers when the tests are collected   Scumbag Brain

an object is lost "Why don't you just call it?"

an object is lost

Sorry I forgot the answer to that important exam question despite you studying for hours Let me tell you the address of the dentist's office from Finding Nemo

Sorry I forgot the answer to that important exam question despite you studying for hours Let me tell you the address of the dentist's office from Finding Nemo  Scumbag Brain

goes to Poke holes in potato with knife before microwaving starts imagining stabbing someone instead

goes to Poke holes in potato with knife before microwaving starts imagining stabbing someone instead  Scumbag Brain

Dad said listen to him or you're grounded? oh look, a butterfly

Dad said listen to him or you're grounded? oh look, a butterfly  Scumbag Brain
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