Scumbag Brain

Thinks of great Reddit post Forgets as soon as you're on Reddit

Thinks of great Reddit post Forgets as soon as you're on Reddit  Scumbag Brain

Lets you fall asleep at 9 PM Wakes you up at 1 AM, doesn't let you go back to sleep

Lets you fall asleep at 9 PM Wakes you up at 1 AM, doesn't let you go back to sleep   Scumbag Brain

Would be better off treating everyone as individuals. Automatically groups everything by obvious similarities.

Would be better off treating everyone as individuals. Automatically groups everything by obvious similarities.   Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a great question to ask. Forgets it when called on.

Thinks of a great question to ask. Forgets it when called on.   Scumbag Brain

Sees suspicious link posted by a new account Wants to click it extremely badly

Sees suspicious link posted by a new account Wants to click it extremely badly   Scumbag Brain

girlfriend comes home tomorrow dreams about ex all night

girlfriend comes home tomorrow dreams about ex all night   Scumbag Brain

Gives you rich and fufilling life alongside the love of your life actually just a dream after you got hit unconscious

Gives you rich and fufilling life alongside the love of your life actually just a dream after you got hit unconscious   Scumbag Brain

Notices alarm going off for school Turns it off in dream, misses entire day of class

Notices alarm going off for school Turns it off in dream,                misses entire day of class   Scumbag Brain

NEEDS COFFEE TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING HAS NO ENERGY TO ACQUIRE COFFEE

NEEDS COFFEE TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING HAS NO ENERGY TO ACQUIRE COFFEE   Scumbag Brain

wake up and brush your teeth have a nice glass of orange juice

wake up and brush your teeth have a nice glass of orange juice  Scumbag Brain
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