Scumbag Brain

Job interview tomorrow? As preparation, let me give you some nightmares about every possible thing that could go wrong.

Job interview tomorrow? As preparation, let me give you some nightmares about every possible thing that could go wrong.   Scumbag Brain

Won't allow me to write a coherent e-mail while at work... will try to solve oil dependency and world famine problems when I try to sleep

Won't allow me to write a coherent e-mail while at work... will try to solve oil dependency and world famine problems when I try to sleep   Scumbag Brain

Oh you just smoked out to relax? HEART RATE TRIPLES

Oh you just smoked out to relax? HEART RATE TRIPLES  Scumbag Brain

HEY BRO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY FOR YOUR MOM'S EULOGY WHEN SHE DIES?

HEY BRO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY FOR YOUR MOM'S EULOGY WHEN SHE DIES?  Scumbag Brain

Product of millions of years of successful mating Can't get you laid

Product of millions of years of successful mating  Can't get you laid  Scumbag Brain

Says he'll help you remember to do your project forgets until the night before

Says he'll help you remember to do your project forgets until the night before  Scumbag Brain

finally got over your ex? heres what it would look like if she fucked 2 guys at the same time

finally got over your ex? heres what it would look like if she fucked 2 guys at the same time  Scumbag Brain

"OKAY YOU'RE GONNA SAY THE WORD 'PLAID' NOW" SAYS PLAYED INSTEAD

Been using the same computer chair for years Makes me think i'm going to die every time i lean back

Been using the same computer chair for years Makes me think i'm going to die every time i lean back  Scumbag Brain

contains 20 million volumes worth of information Forgets where the fuck I put my keys

contains 20 million volumes worth of information Forgets where the fuck I put my keys  Scumbag Brain
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