Scumbag Brain

puts your keys somewhere obvious so you won't forget... ...until you need to find them again.

puts your keys somewhere obvious so you won't forget... ...until you need to find them again.  Scumbag Brain

can't solve a math problem but can trigger a boner

can't solve a math problem but can trigger a boner  Scumbag Brain

Decides to eat healthy only craves chocolate and beer

Decides to eat healthy only craves chocolate and beer  Scumbag Brain

MUST STUDY FOR Midterm Tomorrow fACEBOOK IS SUDDENLY INTRESTING

MUST STUDY FOR Midterm Tomorrow fACEBOOK IS SUDDENLY INTRESTING   Scumbag Brain

With a little thought, I can do anything! I don't remember agreeing to that

With a little thought, I can do anything! I don't remember agreeing to that   Scumbag Brain

Tells you to take a 15 minute nap Sleep for 4 hours in the afternoon

Tells you to take a 15 minute nap Sleep for 4 hours in the afternoon   Scumbag Brain

Makes you think your meme is the best in the world but.... In reality it just plain sucks

Makes you think your meme is the best in the world but.... In reality it just plain sucks  Scumbag Brain

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Sleeping in on your day off? i don't fucking think so

Sleeping in on your day off? i don't fucking think so   Scumbag Brain

Sit at front desk, have pleasant conversation (small talk) with random strangers whom I would not normally talk to (some hot ones). Actually be in position where interpersonal communication of small-talk nature is required, and not be able to say anything

Sit at front desk, have pleasant conversation (small talk) with random strangers whom I would not normally talk to (some hot ones). Actually be in position where interpersonal communication of small-talk nature is required, and not be able to say anything  Scumbag Brain
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