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Scumbag Brain

At shitty job: "I want to be a better person, and do more meaningful things with my life" Home from work: "I want to smoke weed and play Diablo 3 until I have to go to sleep"

At shitty job:
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You know that answer you just had? Let's forgot about it

You know that answer you just had? Let's forgot about it Scumbag Brain
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Drink more, you'll last longer HAHA, whiskey dick.

Drink more, you'll last longer HAHA, whiskey dick. Scumbag Brain
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"wow, smoking weed is fun!" builds tolerance to THC
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Trying to get to sleep? Don't worry i'll make clock sounds

Trying to get to sleep? Don't worry i'll make clock sounds Scumbag Brain
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You're stressed? I'm gonna go ahead and shut down your immune system, okay?

You're stressed? I'm gonna go ahead and shut down your immune system, okay? Scumbag Brain
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reddit link clearly marked NSFW while at work clicks anyways

reddit link clearly marked NSFW while at work clicks anyways Scumbag Brain
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you got up at 3 am to pee, then went back to bed? according to my records, you were up all night.

you got up at 3 am to pee, then went back to bed? according to my records, you were up all night. Scumbag Brain
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Gotta be up early for a job interview? Let's think about all the ways this can possibly go wrong instead of sleeping

Gotta be up early for a job interview? Let's think about all the ways this can possibly go wrong instead of sleeping Scumbag Brain
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Blade of Grass tickling the back of your leg? Must be a giant insect

Blade of Grass tickling the back of your leg? Must be a giant insect Scumbag Brain
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