Scumbag Brain

Get into the shower spend 20 minutes contemplating life then get out without using any soap at all

Get into the shower spend 20 minutes contemplating life then get out without using any soap at all   Scumbag Brain

Oh shitfuck thunder Wake up we gotta listen for more

Oh shitfuck thunder Wake up we gotta listen for more  Scumbag Brain

Hair shifted slightly? Let's freak the fuck out. Something's actually on you? Let's wait until it's on your face to feel anything.

Hair shifted slightly? Let's freak the fuck out. Something's actually on you? Let's wait until it's on your face to feel anything.  Scumbag Brain

Hey that's the best idea for a meme ever! I'll make sure you forget it before you can get to a computer

Hey that's the best idea for a meme ever! I'll make sure you forget it before you can get to a computer  Scumbag Brain

Knows it's a scumbag Continues to be a scumbag

Knows it's a scumbag Continues to be a scumbag  Scumbag Brain

Scared of flying. Let's think about nothing but shifting cargo while we taxi.

Scared of flying.  Let's think about nothing but shifting cargo while we taxi.   Scumbag Brain

Worried about something a month away? Go ahead...try to not think about it

Worried about something a month away? Go ahead...try to not think about it  Scumbag Brain

You're on the way home with some healthy groceries? Let's get some fast food to celebrate

You're on the way home with some healthy groceries? Let's get some fast food to celebrate  Scumbag Brain

Just finished taking a shower? NOW WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO SHIT

Just finished taking a shower? NOW WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO SHIT  Scumbag Brain

you're bored after looking at seven pages of reddit? why not click on that reddit icon in your favorites bar?

you're bored after looking at seven pages of reddit? why not click on that reddit icon in your favorites bar?  Scumbag Brain
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