Scumbag Brain

hey, you know whats a good idea? killing yourself. whoa, man. you better panic and claw at the rope when you're already hanging by the neck.

hey, you know whats a good idea? killing yourself. whoa, man. you better panic and claw at the rope when you're already hanging by the neck.   Scumbag Brain

So I know your car lights turn off automatically, But lets just wait five minuets outside to make sure they go off.

So I know your car lights turn off automatically, But lets just wait five minuets outside to make sure they go off.  Scumbag Brain

Hey did you already wash your hair? Cause I got no fucking idea

Hey did you already wash your hair? Cause I got no fucking idea  Scumbag Brain

makes you feel bad about liking a guy with a girlfriend "you know what will make you feel better? talking to him!"

makes you feel bad about liking a guy with a girlfriend

Can act like a pupil on verbal command can't remember what CN II does

Can act like a pupil on verbal command can't remember what CN II does  Scumbag Brain

Driving At night imagines cop lights on top of every car

Driving At night imagines cop lights on top of every car  Scumbag Brain

I see you just put some chew in. I think it's time to go poop. Caption 4 goes here

I see you just put some chew in. I think it's time to go poop.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Just broke up with girlfriend Remembers every happy memory and forgets every bad one

Just broke up with girlfriend Remembers every happy memory and forgets every bad one  Scumbag Brain

No easy way to say this you have 5 to live. 4

No easy way to say this you have 5 to live.  4  Scumbag Brain

Tiny fleck of skin on tip of finger hurts like hell Doesn't notice rusted metal stabbed into skull

Tiny fleck of skin on tip
 of finger hurts like hell Doesn't notice rusted metal stabbed into skull  Scumbag Brain
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