Scumbag Brain

Performs all functions necessary for life automatically so you shouldn't have to worry abou tthem. worrys anyways.

Performs all functions necessary for life automatically so you shouldn't have to worry abou tthem. worrys anyways.   Scumbag Brain

Thinks of interesting stuff to google when you are about to fall asleep

Thinks of interesting stuff to google when you are about to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

CARRYING HOT COFFEES? PERFECT TIME TO SNEEZE

CARRYING HOT COFFEES? PERFECT TIME TO SNEEZE   Scumbag Brain

Goes to sleep at a reasonable hour Wakes you up at five

Goes to sleep at a reasonable hour Wakes you up at five   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have 3 hours before you need to wake up? Here's a dream about being 30 minutes late to work.

Oh, you have 3 hours before you need to wake up? Here's a dream about being 30 minutes late to work.   Scumbag Brain

Not sure if I gave this Father's Day card already, or just read it in the store.

Not sure if I gave this Father's Day card already, or just read it in the store.   Scumbag Brain

ok, we will close this TAB and google that really iNTERESTING thing you were JUST thinking about ASDFHGjhfgSAHGajkhF

ok, we will close this TAB and google that really iNTERESTING thing you were JUST thinking about ASDFHGjhfgSAHGajkhF  Scumbag Brain

Hey you know how you have to wake up early? Let me give you some bad stuff to think about!

Hey you know how you have to wake up early? Let me give you some bad stuff to think about!  Scumbag Brain

Almost over your EX? Here, have a dream having exhilarating sex with her, my treat!

Almost over your EX? Here, have a dream having exhilarating sex with her, my treat!   Scumbag Brain

SAY, THAT'S AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WHO HAS JUST SAT NEXT TO YOU ON THE TRAIN. ALLOW ME TO SCHEDULE A FART.

SAY, THAT'S AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WHO HAS JUST SAT NEXT TO YOU ON THE TRAIN. ALLOW ME TO SCHEDULE A FART.   Scumbag Brain
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