Scumbag Brain

You know what? You haven't double faulted in a while!

You know what? You haven't double faulted in a while!   Scumbag Brain

So, everything is finally going well for you in life? Let me give you a dream about every possible bad thing that could happen to you

So, everything is finally going well for you in life? Let me give you a dream about every possible bad thing that could happen to you   Scumbag Brain

So you're studying for your exam? Snapping your fingers sure is weird, let's figure out how that works

So you're studying for your exam? Snapping your fingers sure is weird, let's figure out how that works  Scumbag Brain

You know what would be delicious right now? Panda express After Panda: why the fuck did you eat that?

You know what would be delicious right now? Panda express After Panda: why the fuck did you eat that?  Scumbag Brain

Wow, is it Friday already? JK it's only Tuesday

Wow, is it Friday already? JK it's only Tuesday  Scumbag Brain

Submits test to teacher Immediately remembers all skipped questions

Submits test to teacher Immediately remembers all skipped questions   Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep? notice how loud the clock is ticking

Trying to sleep? notice how loud the clock is ticking  Scumbag Brain

Trying to get some sleep for a midterm? Hey bro, let's think about stupid decisions you made in high school.

Trying to get some sleep for a midterm? Hey bro, let's think about stupid decisions you made in high school.  Scumbag Brain

Remember that money you hid? I'm not gonna tell you where you put it.

Remember that money you hid? I'm not gonna tell you where you put it.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, did you just smell a skunk? how about we take a nice deep breath through our nose to make sure

Oh, did you just smell a skunk? how about we take a nice deep breath through our nose to make sure   Scumbag Brain
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