Scumbag Brain

Remembers Calculus Forgets Algebra

Remembers Calculus Forgets Algebra   Scumbag Brain

ohhh oh oh my brain is turning upside down

ohhh oh oh  my brain is turning upside down   Scumbag Brain

Creates technology to speed things up Uses technology to slow things down

Creates technology to speed things up Uses technology to slow things down   Scumbag Brain

Knows everything that terrifies you Uses it against you while you're sleeping and defenseless

Knows everything that terrifies you Uses it against you while you're sleeping and defenseless  Scumbag Brain

OH, CAFFEINE! Let's dick around on the internet until the effect wears off.

OH, CAFFEINE! Let's dick around on the internet until the effect wears off.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in an important meeting? Remember that hilarious thing that happened yesterday?

Oh, you're in an important meeting? Remember that hilarious thing that happened yesterday?  Scumbag Brain

Abused as a child? Abuse children.

Abused as a child? Abuse children.   Scumbag Brain

Reddit link is blue but you know you've seen it CLICKS ON IT ANYWAY

Reddit link is blue but you know you've seen it CLICKS ON IT ANYWAY   Scumbag Brain

Reading a book while sitting at the computer tries to scroll on mouse to get to next page

Reading a book while sitting at the computer tries to scroll on mouse to get to next page  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you mistyped that word ten words ago? let's delete them all to fix it

Oh, you mistyped that word ten words ago? let's delete them all to fix it  Scumbag Brain
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