Scumbag Brain

You miss someone? Let's dream about them.

You miss someone? Let's dream about them.  Scumbag Brain

Can spot a repost from over a month ago Forgets the oven has been preheating for 20 minutes

Can spot a repost from over a month ago Forgets the oven has been preheating for 20 minutes  Scumbag Brain

believes bush when he says terrorists hate us for our freedom ten years later is willing to sacrifice freedom for security

believes bush when he says terrorists hate us for our freedom ten years later is willing to sacrifice freedom for security  Scumbag Brain

doesn't understand how the universe works...makes up god figures out how the universe works..can't disprove god.

doesn't understand how the universe works...makes up god  figures out how the universe works..can't disprove god.  Scumbag Brain

I know you just had lots of food but you should eat til you throw up

I know you just had lots of food but you should eat til you throw up  Scumbag Brain

About to drop something QUICK! THROW EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'RE CARRYING TOO!!

About to drop something QUICK!  THROW EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'RE CARRYING TOO!!   Scumbag Brain

Knows you're too drunk to remember a condom SHUTS DOWN PENIS

Knows you're too drunk to remember a condom SHUTS DOWN PENIS   Scumbag Brain

Got important job interview going on? Lets Yawn for every 30 seconds.

Got important job interview going on? Lets Yawn for every 30 seconds.  Scumbag Brain

Showering late at night? Let me remind you of that horror movie you watched 2 weeks ago.

Showering late at night? Let me remind you of that horror movie you watched 2 weeks ago.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to sleep? Let me remind you of every embarrassing thing you've ever done

Oh you're trying to sleep? Let me remind you of every embarrassing thing you've ever done  Scumbag Brain
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