Scumbag Brain

You need some sleep? Let's think about what you do in a fist fight and raise your adrenaline in bed.

You need some sleep? Let's think about what you do in a fist fight and raise your adrenaline in bed.  Scumbag Brain

oh, you finished all your exams? Let's dream about exams

oh, you finished all your exams? Let's dream about exams  Scumbag Brain

You know that incredible girl you've been dating these last few weeks? Let's focus on her only flaw so you can regret it for the next 2 years

You know that incredible girl you've been dating these last few weeks? Let's focus on her only flaw so you can regret it for the next 2 years  Scumbag Brain

OH, YOur throat hurts? Better swallow more

OH, YOur throat hurts?  Better swallow more   Scumbag Brain

exam in 90 minutes? Better browse reddit

exam in 90 minutes? Better browse reddit   Scumbag Brain

wow i just thought of the greatest meme now, let's just forget all your studies, fail this exam and rush home to post it so we can earn no karma

wow i just thought of the greatest meme now, let's just forget all your studies, fail this exam and rush home to post it so we can earn no karma  Scumbag Brain

puts something safely away so you wont forget about it Forgets where you put it

puts something safely away so you wont forget about it Forgets where you put it  Scumbag Brain

You're a professional that's 4 years removed from school? Here's a realistic dream where you're back in school without your shoes on.

You're a professional that's 4 years removed from school? Here's a realistic dream where you're back in school without your shoes on.  Scumbag Brain

A girl just talked to you? She's in love with you, bro

A girl just talked to you? She's in love with you, bro  Scumbag Brain

can recognise childhood friends not seen in 10 years can't recognise own neighbours

can recognise childhood friends not seen in 10 years can't recognise own neighbours  Scumbag Brain
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