Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to go on carnival ride after you're all strapped in, runs through all possible scenarios of how the ride could malfunction and kill you

Convinces you to go on carnival ride after you're all strapped in, runs through all possible scenarios of how the ride could malfunction and kill you  Scumbag Brain

Spots Unattractive Girl Still Pictures Nauseating Sex Scene

Spots Unattractive Girl Still Pictures Nauseating Sex Scene  Scumbag Brain

Knows girl only wants to be friends 'Hey, Lets fall in love with her!'

Knows girl only wants to be friends 'Hey, Lets fall in love with her!'  Scumbag Brain

Don't think about a polar bear Stop thinking about a polar bear

Don't think about a polar bear Stop thinking about a polar bear  Scumbag Brain

Hey man this chick is awesome and you have so much in common Don't even ask her for her name or number

Hey man this chick is awesome and you have so much in common Don't even ask her for her name or number  Scumbag Brain

Don't worry I totally remember you locking the door this morning. ...Or was that Yesterday?

Don't worry I totally remember you locking the door this morning. ...Or was that Yesterday?   Scumbag Brain

Oh,it's test day? Good thing I learned how to make you forget everything you studied!

Oh,it's test day? Good thing I learned how to make you forget everything you studied!   Scumbag Brain

Learns about puckering to relieve strain in cycloalkanes Thinks about pooping

Learns about puckering to relieve strain in cycloalkanes Thinks about pooping   Scumbag Brain

Just washed hair with shampoo Can not remember if already washed hair or not 15 seconds later...

Just washed hair with shampoo Can not remember if already washed hair or not 15 seconds later...  Scumbag Brain

I want a chocolate bar I'll put one in my pocket and remember to eat it once its completely melted

I want a chocolate bar I'll put one in my pocket and  remember to eat it once its completely melted  Scumbag Brain
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