Scumbag Brain

OH YOU HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW? LET ME SEE WHAT SOPHISTICATED VOCABULARY I CAN COME UP WITH FOR YOU "UMM"

OH YOU HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW? LET ME SEE WHAT SOPHISTICATED VOCABULARY I CAN COME UP WITH FOR YOU

Boyfriend fell asleep? Better get really horny.

Boyfriend fell asleep? Better get really horny.  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't have any pain receptors LOL Migraine

Doesn't have any pain receptors LOL Migraine  Scumbag Brain

Oh this is your favorite musical artist? Reminds me of your ex

Oh this is your favorite musical artist? Reminds me of your ex  Scumbag Brain

Can't decide whether to call friend dude or bud Lets go with dud

Can't decide whether to call friend dude or bud Lets go with dud  Scumbag Brain

I SEE YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELING AT PEACE WITH THE WORLD HERE ARE SOME "WHAT IF" SCENARIOS TO STRESS YOU THE FUCK OUT FOR NO REASON

I SEE YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELING AT PEACE WITH THE WORLD HERE ARE SOME

Oh you have a paper to type? you know what sounds really good? Facebook

Oh you have a paper to type? you know what sounds really good? Facebook  Scumbag Brain

HEY! I KNOW YOU HAVE LEFT THE HOUSE ALREADY, BUT... YOU LEFT YOUR MEMORY STICK IN YOUR COMPUTER!

HEY! I KNOW YOU HAVE LEFT THE HOUSE ALREADY, BUT... YOU LEFT YOUR MEMORY STICK IN YOUR COMPUTER!  Scumbag Brain

Low on energy for your workout? Have a bag of Oreos.

Low on energy for your workout? Have a bag of Oreos.  Scumbag Brain

Peacefully drifting off to sleep Wait, you weren't actually falling? Woops. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Peacefully drifting off to sleep Wait, you weren't actually falling? Woops. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK  Scumbag Brain
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