Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend doesn't respond to text i sent 5 minutes ago she's cheating

Girlfriend doesn't respond to text i sent 5 minutes ago she's cheating  Scumbag Brain

Has a deep craving for Chik Fil A Every sunday

Has a deep craving for Chik Fil A Every sunday  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that woman that you're trying to get over? Let's dream about being married and growing old with her

Hey, you know that woman that you're trying to get over? Let's  dream about being married and growing old with her  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to sleep? Here's a bunch of thoughts to keep me racing

Oh you're trying to sleep? Here's a bunch of thoughts to keep me racing  Scumbag Brain

Find the perfect hiding spot immediately have to pee

Find the perfect hiding spot immediately have to pee  Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep? Remember all of those scary movies and video games?

Trying to sleep? Remember all of those scary movies and video games?  Scumbag Brain

Knows you're wearing khakis in public Gives you an erection

Knows you're wearing khakis in public Gives you an erection  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have to pee every morning? A boner should help with that

Oh you have to pee every morning? A boner should help with that  Scumbag Brain

hey remember all that awesome shit you were gonna say during this interview? yeah...me neither

hey remember all that awesome shit you were gonna say during this interview? yeah...me neither  Scumbag Brain

sees one red pixel one the screen lets keep staring at and and get annoyed

sees one red pixel one the screen lets keep staring at and and get annoyed   Scumbag Brain
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