Scumbag Brain

Hey brah I heard you're really in love with your girlfriend Has a horrible dream with her cheating on you

Hey brah I heard you're really in love with your girlfriend Has a horrible dream with her cheating on you  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up needing to urinate. Everlasting boner.

Wakes you up needing to urinate. Everlasting boner.  Scumbag Brain

Knows a word forgets the word when you need to use it

Knows a word forgets the word when you need to use it  Scumbag Brain

Orders a big meal at the restaurant so there's leftovers to take home Leaves leftovers on the table

Orders a big meal at the restaurant so there's leftovers  to take home Leaves leftovers on the table  Scumbag Brain

Mascara drying out? Add some nail polish thinner, that'll do the trick

Mascara drying out? Add some nail polish thinner, that'll do the trick  Scumbag Brain

INSTANTLY FORGETS LAST NIGHT'S DREAM TRIES TO REMIND YOU HOW AWESOME IT WAS THROUGH MORNING WOOD

INSTANTLY FORGETS LAST NIGHT'S DREAM TRIES TO REMIND YOU HOW AWESOME IT WAS THROUGH MORNING WOOD   Scumbag Brain

Remember that bug you couldn't fix an hour ago? I just realized how to fix it.

Remember that bug you couldn't fix an hour ago? I just realized how to fix it.   Scumbag Brain

Big day tomorrow? Better stay up all night to think about it.

Big day tomorrow? Better stay up all night to think about it.  Scumbag Brain

Forgot to do something at work? Here, I'll remind you at 4am!

Forgot to do something at work?  Here, I'll remind you at 4am!   Scumbag Brain

I named myself Brain

I named myself Brain  Scumbag Brain
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