Scumbag Brain

Lying exhausted in bed Hey! Let's think about death!

Lying exhausted in bed Hey!  Let's think about death!  Scumbag Brain

Running late to work? i bet you want to take a shit right about now

Running late to work? i bet you want to take a shit right about now   Scumbag Brain

During test: dude, I don't know The second you turn your test in: oh, its the citric acid cycle

During test:  dude, I don't know The second you turn your test in: oh, its the citric acid cycle    Scumbag Brain

You're not allowed to have that thing over there THAT MEANS IT MUST BE AWESOME

You're not allowed to have that thing over there THAT MEANS IT MUST BE AWESOME   Scumbag Brain

Bored In calculus Gives you a boner

Bored In calculus Gives you a boner  Scumbag Brain

In bed trying to go to sleep? Hey let's think about spiders crawling up your legs

In bed trying to go to sleep? Hey let's think about spiders crawling up your legs   Scumbag Brain

TRUST ME, SHES NOT LOOKING YOU CAN STARE AT HER BOOBS

TRUST ME, SHES NOT LOOKING YOU CAN STARE AT HER BOOBS   Scumbag Brain

Has the ability to study itself forgets why you walked into room

Has the ability to study itself forgets why you walked into room  Scumbag Brain

Wants to go to a website besides Reddit Instinctively types "re", clicks on reddit

Wants to go to a website besides Reddit Instinctively types

Normally: "This is moderately funny. Chuckle and move on." Just took a sip of something: "THIS is the funniest thing ever. expel all liquids from mouth immediately."

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