Scumbag Brain

Time for presentation Your due for an awkward itch

Time for presentation  Your due for an awkward itch  Scumbag Brain

About to get head? Time to take a piss

About to get head? Time to take a piss  Scumbag Brain

Face covered in shaving cream? Itch

Face covered in shaving cream? Itch  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I see you're masturbating Let's think about your parents

Hey, I see you're masturbating Let's think about your parents   Scumbag Brain

Sign says, "Caution, surface extremely hot." Touch it.

Sign says,

You're up next to present in class... ERECTION

You're up next to present in class...  ERECTION  Scumbag Brain

Contains all the necessary 'feel good' chemicals to make you feel awesome all the time. Holds out on you.

Contains all the necessary 'feel good' chemicals to make you feel awesome all the time. Holds out on you.   Scumbag Brain

*sneeze* This is THE time you're only going to sneeze once.*sip of drink* Listen bitch, you knew I was a snake. *sneeze*

*sneeze* This is THE time you're only going to sneeze once.*sip of drink*  Listen bitch, you knew I was a snake.
 *sneeze*   Scumbag Brain

Important two hour work meeting Time to make you laugh uncontrollably

Important two hour work meeting Time to make you laugh uncontrollably  Scumbag Brain

Gives you a nervous bladder Makes you too nervous to pee

Gives you a nervous bladder Makes you too nervous to pee   Scumbag Brain
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