Scumbag Brain

Wake up with phlegm in back of throat. Go to bathroom and spit in the toilet. It was a dream. You now have spit on your face. False:

Wake up with phlegm in back of throat. Go to bathroom and spit in the toilet. It was a dream. You now have spit on  your face. False:  Scumbag Brain

Talking to strangers: Witty, funny and charming Talking to your crush: Poop jokes

Talking to strangers: Witty, funny and charming Talking to your crush: Poop jokes   Scumbag Brain

I see you just washed your hands I think it's time to go pee

I see you just washed your hands I think it's time to go pee   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have 3 midterms to study for tomorrow "Hey man, wanna get high and make a meme about me?"

Knows you have 3 midterms to study for tomorrow

OH YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO? YOU SHOULD CHECK REDDIT REAL QUICK

OH YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO? YOU SHOULD CHECK REDDIT REAL QUICK  Scumbag Brain

Knows picking at scab will make it hurt more Creates irresistable urges to pick at it

Knows picking at scab will make it hurt more Creates irresistable urges to pick at it  Scumbag Brain

Argue with a feminist start to fantasize about her half way through debate

Argue with a feminist start to fantasize about her half way through debate  Scumbag Brain

Had an awesome dream last night? I don't think you'll need to remember it.

Had an awesome dream last night? I don't think you'll need to remember it.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in a good mood? Remember all those really embarrassing things you did?

Oh, you're in a good mood? Remember all those really embarrassing things you did?   Scumbag Brain

Starts to have a sex dream wakes up right before the sex

Starts to have a sex dream wakes up right before the sex  Scumbag Brain
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