Scumbag Brain

With girlfriend: "She's all yours" Post girlfriend: "She's fucking every guy she talks to"

With girlfriend:

Finally cozy in bed I wonder what it would be like to die in a plane crash...

Finally cozy in bed
 I wonder what it would be like to die in a plane crash...   Scumbag Brain

Walking Alone at night recalls every horror movie i've seen

Walking Alone at night recalls every horror movie i've seen  Scumbag Brain

FORGETS HOW TO SMILE DAY BEFORE GRAD PICTURES

FORGETS HOW TO SMILE DAY BEFORE GRAD PICTURES  Scumbag Brain

NEEDS TO BE AT WORK BY 8:30AM HEY JUST SNOOZE TIL 8

NEEDS TO BE AT WORK BY 8:30AM HEY JUST SNOOZE TIL 8  Scumbag Brain

Spend the weekend sleeping in parents living room FURIOUS BONERS ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT

Spend the weekend sleeping in parents living room FURIOUS BONERS ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT  Scumbag Brain

LATE NIGHT OF DRINKING AND DRUGS? LET'S WAKE UP AT 7:30

LATE NIGHT OF DRINKING AND DRUGS? LET'S WAKE UP AT 7:30  Scumbag Brain

At Work: So tired, Drink more coffee. At Home: Can't sleep, too much coffee.

At Work:
So tired, Drink more coffee. At Home:
Can't sleep, too much coffee.   Scumbag Brain

Tells you your phone is vibrating in your pocket Phone is in your hand

Tells you your phone is vibrating in your pocket Phone is in your hand  Scumbag Brain

Dreams I'm up having a productive morning Still in bed

Dreams I'm up having a productive morning Still in bed   Scumbag Brain
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