Scumbag Brain

Ending conversation with cute girl. "Take care" and "Goodbye" are both acceptable. You will say "Take bye."

Ending conversation with cute girl.

All those easy things you definitely know? I'm not going to tell you when your attending asks

All those easy things you definitely know? I'm not going to tell you when your attending asks  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just showered? Time to poop

Oh, you just showered? Time to poop  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a clever meme When you're falling asleep

Thinks of a clever meme When you're falling asleep   Scumbag Brain

Oh good, lunch Remember all that weird shit you saw on the internet?

Oh good, lunch Remember all that weird shit you saw on the internet?  Scumbag Brain

A nice tall glass of milk? I'll wait 'til you're done to tell you that you want cookies.

A nice tall glass of milk? I'll wait 'til you're done to tell you that you want cookies.  Scumbag Brain

Bro, don't worry all this shit is fake Wait, are you sure that shadow was there before?

Bro, don't worry all this shit is fake Wait, are you sure that shadow was there before?  Scumbag Brain

Has a pathology exam on Monday Reviews 874390 slides for 48 hours eventually passes

Has a pathology exam on Monday Reviews 874390 slides for 48 hours eventually passes  Scumbag Brain

Delicious dinner Reminds you of every disgusting thing you've ever seen in your life

Delicious dinner  Reminds you of every disgusting thing you've ever seen in your life   Scumbag Brain

Alarm goes off. You turn it off, & go back to sleep... ...it was all a dream PANIC!

Alarm goes off. You turn it off, & go back to sleep... ...it was all a dream PANIC!  Scumbag Brain
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