Scumbag Brain

can't remember something i've studied at least 10 times remembers for life graphic/scary stuff that i've glimpsed in seconds

can't remember something i've studied at least 10 times remembers for life graphic/scary stuff that i've glimpsed in seconds  Scumbag Brain

OH, YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DO? LET ME REMIND YOU ONLY WHEN IT'S TOO LATE TO DO IT

OH, YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DO? LET ME REMIND YOU ONLY WHEN IT'S TOO LATE TO DO IT  Scumbag Brain

Oh that 6/10 girl rejected you? Let's make her a 9 so you know what you missed

Oh that 6/10 girl rejected you? Let's make her a 9 so you know what you missed  Scumbag Brain

So, you saw your EX from high school holding hands with someone? Let me just make you jealous real quick.

So, you saw your EX from high school holding hands with someone? Let me just make you jealous real quick.   Scumbag Brain

Hey that girl has a boyfriend here's a huge crush

Hey that girl has a boyfriend here's a huge crush   Scumbag Brain

Do you know what would make this commute better? Closing your eyes and taking a nap on the way home

Do you know what would make this commute better? Closing your eyes and taking a nap on the way home  Scumbag Brain

Alarm goes off at 8:30am for work. "Just shut your eyes for a sec, I'll get you right back up" 10:48am

Alarm goes off at 8:30am for work.

About to bone hottest chick ever in sex dream MAKES YOU WEAR A CONDOM.

About to bone hottest chick ever in sex dream MAKES YOU WEAR A CONDOM.  Scumbag Brain

Cant stand other People's grammatical errors cant See it's own errors.

Cant stand other People's grammatical errors cant See it's own errors.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you don't want a boner talking to your mum where it'll be clearly evident? Have one anyway

Oh you don't want a boner talking to your mum where it'll be clearly evident? Have one anyway  Scumbag Brain
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