Scumbag Brain

Read sign outside of planetarium that says not to look directly into sun IMPOSSIBLY STRONG URGE TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT SUN

Read sign outside of planetarium that says not to look directly into sun IMPOSSIBLY STRONG URGE TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT SUN   Scumbag Brain

Meeting girlfriend's parents for the first time? Here, have a boner

Meeting girlfriend's parents for the first time? Here, have a boner  Scumbag Brain

"pull" clearly written on door let's try to push it

Need to go to Google.com. tells fingers reddit.com

Need to go to Google.com.       tells fingers reddit.com   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you spelled that word wrong? Here, you can spell it wrong again just to rub it in.

Oh, you spelled that word wrong? Here, you can spell it wrong again just to rub it in.  Scumbag Brain

Believes in civil rights and rarely goes to Chick-fil-a anyways Man, a chicken sandwich sounds amazing!!!

Believes in civil rights and rarely goes to Chick-fil-a anyways Man, a chicken sandwich sounds amazing!!!  Scumbag Brain

FILLS UP WATER BOTTLE INSTANTLY DRINKS FROM WATER BOTTLE INSTEAD OF WATER FOUNTAIN

FILLS UP WATER BOTTLE INSTANTLY DRINKS FROM WATER BOTTLE INSTEAD OF WATER FOUNTAIN  Scumbag Brain

HEY SEE THAT HOT GIRL? LEMME GIVE YOU A BONER

HEY SEE THAT HOT GIRL? LEMME GIVE YOU A BONER  Scumbag Brain

OH you got a little too high? Only focus on your heart rate.

OH you got a little too high? Only focus on your heart rate.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have a bruise? Let's keep poking it to check it still hurts...

Oh you have a bruise? Let's keep poking it to check it still hurts...  Scumbag Brain
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