Scumbag Brain

Makes you think that military ball dates are overrated Spends the rest of the year thinking how great a date for military ball would be.

Makes you think that military ball dates are overrated Spends the rest of the year thinking how great a date for military ball would be.   Scumbag Brain

You drunk bro? Cool. Let's text and call a bunch of people you haven't talked to in years

You drunk bro? Cool. Let's text and call a bunch of people you haven't talked to in years   Scumbag Brain

You just spent a lot of money on a date? Don't worry, she'll love being pounded later.

You just spent a lot of money on a date? Don't worry, she'll love being pounded later.   Scumbag Brain

cant remember anything you studied the day of the test remembers the one time you walked in on your grandma naked for the rest of your life

cant remember anything you studied the day of the test remembers the one time you walked in on your grandma naked for the rest of your life   Scumbag Brain

Tired & slow all day at work Won't shut up when you try to sleep

Tired & slow all day at work Won't shut up when you try to sleep   Scumbag Brain

Only lets you access 20% of him

Only lets you access 20% of him   Scumbag Brain

oh your mouth is full of food well time to sneeze

oh your mouth is full of food  well time to sneeze  Scumbag Brain

knows you're thirsty doesn't tell you until you're comfortably wrapped up in bed

knows you're thirsty doesn't tell you until you're comfortably wrapped up in bed  Scumbag Brain

turned off by the cute girl begging to hang out with you deeply obsessed with the cold bitch ignoring the shit outta you

turned off by the cute girl begging to hang out with you deeply obsessed with the cold bitch ignoring the shit outta you  Scumbag Brain

Customer wants 6 loaves of bread thick sliced? How about you slice them all thin?

Customer wants 6 loaves of bread thick
sliced? How about you slice them all thin?  Scumbag Brain
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