Scumbag Brain

Wow, you haven't thought about your ex all day! Oh.

Wow, you haven't thought about your ex all day! Oh.   Scumbag Brain

Weekdays: Wants to sleep in Weekend: Wakes up early

Weekdays: Wants to sleep in Weekend: Wakes up early   Scumbag Brain

A clinically insane alcoholic? be smitten in love a good man who loves and respects you? Meh.

A clinically insane alcoholic?
be smitten in love a good man who loves and respects you?
Meh.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to sleep? Let's think about everything that could go wrong in your LDR.

Oh, you're trying to sleep? Let's think about everything that could go wrong in your LDR.  Scumbag Brain

Proofreads other people's posts without thinking about it can't proofread my own because i know what it is supposed to say

Proofreads other people's posts without thinking about it can't proofread my own because i know what it is supposed to say  Scumbag Brain

Leg hair moves under your jeans Holy fucking shit there's a spider on your leg

Leg hair moves under your jeans Holy fucking shit there's a spider on your leg  Scumbag Brain

Let's you have kinky dream about a sexy male actor. Makes you say: "Sorry, we can't have sex, I didn't shower today" when it's about to get hot.

Let's you have kinky dream about a sexy male actor. Makes you say:

Trying to remember name of singer from Testament "Chuck Testa"

Trying to remember name of singer from Testament

Hey, isn't the next bus stop the one where we get off? It's time for a boner.

Hey, isn't the next bus stop the one where we get off? It's time for a boner.   Scumbag Brain

Make's a decision about your future. Gives you every reason why you made a bad choice.

Make's a decision about your future. Gives you every reason why you made a bad choice.  Scumbag Brain
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