Scumbag Brain

You have a two hour class about primates? I'll just hum the theme song from congo the entire time

You have a two hour class about primates? I'll just hum the theme song from congo the entire time  Scumbag Brain

You have a sore throat? the urge to swallow absolutely nothing will sure help with that

You have a sore throat? the urge to swallow absolutely nothing will sure help with that  Scumbag Brain

I see you have a sore throat. I'm just gonna stimulate your salivary glands so you have to swallow every 5 seconds.

I see you have a sore throat.  I'm just gonna stimulate your salivary glands so you have to swallow every 5 seconds.   Scumbag Brain

Remember all those witty memes you thought of for your cake day? Yeah, this is all I got.

Remember all those witty memes you thought of for your cake day? Yeah, this is all I got.  Scumbag Brain

Remember that ex you spent absolutely ages getting over Their Facebook relationship status just changed to single, you should call them

Remember that ex you spent absolutely ages getting over Their Facebook relationship status just changed to single, you should call them  Scumbag Brain

Hates everything it is reading must keep going

Hates everything it is reading must keep going  Scumbag Brain

Forgets to drink morning coffee Because hasn't had morning coffee yet

Forgets to drink morning coffee Because hasn't had morning coffee yet  Scumbag Brain

I hope you remember where you parked your car this morning. Because I can only remember where you parked it yesterday.

I hope you remember where you parked your car this morning. Because I can only remember where you parked it yesterday.  Scumbag Brain

SENDS E-MAIL TO SELF HOLY SHIT I WONDER WHO THAT NEW MESSAGE IN MY INBOX IS FROM

SENDS E-MAIL TO SELF HOLY SHIT I WONDER WHO THAT NEW MESSAGE IN MY INBOX IS FROM  Scumbag Brain

Wants to unlock something Doesn't notice it is unlocked already and locks it

Wants to unlock something  Doesn't notice it is unlocked already and locks it  Scumbag Brain
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