Scumbag Brain

Oh, you've been tired all day and you're about to sleep? HERE'S A NICE BURST OF FUCKING ENERGY.

Oh, you've been tired all day and you're about to sleep? HERE'S A NICE BURST OF FUCKING ENERGY.   Scumbag Brain

Oh I see you're sorting dirty laundry into darks and lights Let me swap which basket each color goes into halfway through

Oh I see you're sorting dirty laundry into darks and lights Let me swap which basket each color goes into halfway through   Scumbag Brain

you should definitely make out with that girl you just met at the party dont worry about being violently ill for the next 10 days

you should definitely make out with that girl you just met at the party  dont worry about being violently ill for the next 10 days   Scumbag Brain

WAIT, DO I HAVE MY KEYS? I'LL CHECK RIGHT AFTER I CLOSE THIS DOO- SHIT.

WAIT, DO I HAVE MY KEYS? I'LL CHECK RIGHT AFTER I CLOSE THIS DOO- SHIT.   Scumbag Brain

When dreaming: All issues are represented metaphorically except ex-girlfriend

When dreaming: All issues are represented metaphorically  except ex-girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

NICE ONE BRO, YOU WOKE UP HALF AN HOUR EARLY! WHY DON'T YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HAVE A QUICK 3 HOUR NAP?

NICE ONE BRO, YOU WOKE UP HALF AN HOUR EARLY! WHY DON'T YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HAVE A QUICK 3 HOUR NAP?   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you can't see the tv well because it's too far away? turning up the volume will help

Oh, you can't see the tv well because it's too far away? turning up the volume will help  Scumbag Brain

It's been a few years and you are now in a happy, healthy, loving relationship let's remember the bitch that cheated on you and shattered your heart and how much better than your current relationship she was

It's been a few years and you are now in a happy, healthy, loving relationship let's remember the bitch that cheated on you and shattered your heart and how much better than your current relationship she was  Scumbag Brain

oh so you need to go to bed for work? lets think about all the bad decisions you've made in life. that will help

oh so you need to go to bed for work? lets think about all the bad decisions you've made in life. that will help   Scumbag Brain

Staring over a ledge Hands get sweaty in case you need to grab on to something

Staring over a ledge Hands get sweaty in case you need to grab on to something  Scumbag Brain
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