Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're really drunk? Let me find all the people in your phone that you shouldn't be texting

Oh, you're really drunk? Let me find all the people in your phone that you shouldn't be texting   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you walked through a doorway looking for something? Here, let me make you forget what the fuck you were doing

Oh, you walked through a doorway looking for something? Here, let me make you forget what the fuck you were doing   Scumbag Brain

Gets you a PhD in neuroscience Still can't accept that data is plural

Gets you a PhD in neuroscience Still can't accept that data is plural  Scumbag Brain

Need something to dream about? Here are images of all the spiders in the world - including some I made up myself!

Need something to dream about? Here are images of all the spiders in the world - including some I made up myself!  Scumbag Brain

Can remember something 5 years ago But not 5 seconds ago

Can remember something 5 years ago But not 5 seconds ago  Scumbag Brain

I should put this on reddit Found it on reddit

I should put this on reddit Found it on reddit  Scumbag Brain

You're about to stand up? Allow me to pop a boner

You're about to stand up? Allow me to pop a boner  Scumbag Brain

YOUR BROTHER AND NEW GIRLFRIEND ARE IN TOWN You should call her by his exes name multiple times

YOUR BROTHER AND NEW GIRLFRIEND ARE IN TOWN You should call her by his exes name multiple times  Scumbag Brain

Hey, go ahead, change your work password on Friday I'll totally remember it on Monday.

Hey, go ahead, change your
work password on Friday I'll totally remember it on Monday.  Scumbag Brain

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. But you probably left all the doors unlocked so serial killers can get in.

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. But you probably left all the doors unlocked so serial killers can get in.   Scumbag Brain
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