Scumbag Brain

Trying to get over ex girlfriend Let's dream about her every night

Trying to get over ex girlfriend Let's dream about her every night  Scumbag Brain

Oh that girl you like has mutual feelings? Let's go ahead and lose all interest in her

Oh that girl you like has mutual feelings? Let's go ahead and lose all interest in her  Scumbag Brain

I see you're about to lose your virginity It would be a shame if you lost your erection.

I see you're about to lose your virginity It would be a shame if you lost your erection.  Scumbag Brain

Sees you hanging 500 ft above the ground by one hand "hey bro, you should let go right now."

Sees you hanging 500 ft above the ground by one hand

Talks to itself Misleads people into believing that God is the one talking

Talks to itself Misleads people into believing that God is the one talking  Scumbag Brain

Test on Monday? Lets start a Civ marathon Friday morning.

Test on Monday? Lets start a Civ marathon Friday morning.   Scumbag Brain

"NO IT'S COOL, JUST REST FOR A FEW MINUTES BEFORE YOU GET OUT OF BED" SLEEP FOR 5 MORE HOURS

In steam room sauna listening to old lady's story about being a holocaust survivor Starts to think of every oven jewish related joke out there

In steam room sauna listening to old lady's story about being a holocaust survivor Starts to think of every oven jewish related joke out there   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to memorize material for a final? I'll sing 'call me maybe' on repeat to help you out

Oh, you have to memorize material for a final?  I'll sing 'call me maybe' on repeat to help you out  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember that girl who dumped you? let's dream about her tonight!

Hey, remember that girl who dumped you? let's dream about her tonight!  Scumbag Brain
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