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Mom isn't home from work yet? She must've died in an accident.

Mom isn't home from work yet? She must've died in an accident.   Scumbag Brain

Time to make a public presentation? Better give you dry mouth so you can't speak properly

Time to make a public presentation? Better give you dry mouth so you can't speak properly  Scumbag Brain

Traveling to a different time zone? No problem: let's keep you on home time. Oh, you're back from your trip? Hurry let's instantly get used to the other time zone.

Traveling to a different time zone? No problem: let's keep you on home time. Oh, you're back from your trip? Hurry let's instantly get used to the other time zone.  Scumbag Brain

Getting a PhD in pharmacology Can't figure out what floor of the building you are on.

Getting a PhD in pharmacology Can't figure out what floor of the building you are on.   Scumbag Brain

Can memorize every map in a video game Forgets what you studied the night before

Can memorize every map in a video game Forgets what you studied the night before   Scumbag Brain

JUST TOLD SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK YOU WERE GOING SOMEWHERE SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK TO THEM? WHY DON'T YOU FORGET YOU DID THAT, THEN CHECK FACEBOOK 5 MINUTES LATER

JUST TOLD SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK YOU WERE GOING SOMEWHERE SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK TO THEM? WHY DON'T YOU FORGET YOU DID THAT, THEN CHECK FACEBOOK 5 MINUTES LATER   Scumbag Brain

Reddit get boring on the computer? Better check the Reddit phone app.

Reddit get boring on the computer? Better check the Reddit phone app.  Scumbag Brain

Had a super long day and want to go to bed? Let's stay up and think about your ex that dumped you. Better yet, let's think of all the great times we had together.

Had a super long day and want to go to bed? Let's stay up and think about your ex that dumped you. Better yet, let's think of all the great times we had together.   Scumbag Brain

Starts to get over cheating ex Has a dream about getting back together with ex

Starts to get over cheating ex Has a dream about getting back together with ex  Scumbag Brain
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