Scumbag Brain

Initiates hard on seconds before the teacher calls you to the black board

Initiates hard on seconds before the teacher calls you to the black board  Scumbag Brain

Won't function right during the day kicks into overdrive at night

Won't function right during the day kicks into overdrive at night  Scumbag Brain

Hates what you have Wants what you can't have

Hates what you have Wants what you can't have  Scumbag Brain

Friend asks you to remember phone number for a few seconds. What phone number?

Friend asks you to remember phone number for a few seconds. What phone number?   Scumbag Brain

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

Pay for taco bell Drive off before you get your food

Pay for taco bell Drive off before you get your food  Scumbag Brain

Try to say "I like Greek grapes" Actually say "I like Geek rapes"

Try to say

Encyclopedic knowledge of Mass Effect and Fallout universes Can't remember anything about school while taking an exam

Encyclopedic knowledge of Mass Effect and Fallout universes    Can't remember anything about school while taking an exam  Scumbag Brain

LOGS OUT OF FACEBOOK LOGS INTO FACEBOOK

LOGS OUT OF FACEBOOK LOGS INTO FACEBOOK   Scumbag Brain

Lets you sleep into the afternoon Makes you feel bad for wasting half the day

Lets you sleep into the afternoon Makes you feel bad for wasting half the day   Scumbag Brain
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