Scumbag Brain

Smells like someone farted better take a big whiff to be sure

Smells like someone farted better take a big whiff to be sure   Scumbag Brain

Produces terrifying phobia-ridden dream Better replay it all day long

Produces terrifying phobia-ridden dream Better replay it all day long   Scumbag Brain

are you sitting in the most comfortable spot ever? how about a pee break?

are you sitting in the most comfortable spot ever? how about a pee break?  Scumbag Brain

Worried about waking up for an early flight? Let's wake up in a panic every hour just to be safe.

Worried about waking up for an early flight? Let's wake up in a panic every hour just to be safe.   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you wanna quit? Let me just make you feel as sick as possible

Hey, you wanna quit? Let me just make you feel as sick as possible  Scumbag Brain

Oh, You've got to go to work in 5 minutes? Better check Reddit for half an hour

Oh, You've got to go to work in 5 minutes? Better check Reddit for half an hour  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to write a paper for your class in three hours? Reddit?

Oh, you have to write a paper for your class in three hours? Reddit?  Scumbag Brain

Got an essay to do that'll take all night? TIME TO MASTURABTE

Got an essay to do that'll take all night? TIME TO MASTURABTE  Scumbag Brain

When you say "scumbag brain" you really mean: "my scumbag ego"

When you say

Conversation with girl you don't think is cute? Crack voice multiple times. Make her think you like her.

Conversation with girl you don't think is cute? Crack voice multiple times. Make her think you like her.  Scumbag Brain
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