Scumbag Brain

Go talk to that pretty girl Words? What are words?

Go talk to that pretty girl Words? What are words?   Scumbag Brain

Alright lets get started on the paper thats due. "FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT U TELL ME"!!!

Alright lets get started on the paper thats due.

I'm so hungry Can't eat that

I'm so hungry  Can't eat that   Scumbag Brain

Instills in you an undeniable calling to be a writer. CAN'T WRITE FOR SHIT.

Instills in you an undeniable
calling to be a writer. CAN'T WRITE FOR SHIT.  Scumbag Brain

When you say "scumbag brain" you really mean: "my scumbag ego"

When you say

Conversation with girl you don't think is cute? Crack voice multiple times. Make her think you like her.

Conversation with girl you don't think is cute? Crack voice multiple times. Make her think you like her.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're wearing sweatpants today? here, see if you can hide this raging boner while you walk to class.

Oh you're wearing sweatpants today? here, see if you can hide this raging boner while you walk to class.  Scumbag Brain

Panicked?! Think up the most extreme and irrational idea. Ohh, that seems plausible.

Panicked?! Think up the most extreme and irrational idea.
 Ohh, that seems plausible.    Scumbag Brain

Crush hasn't responded to your text in over a minute She probably hates you

Crush hasn't responded to your text in over a minute She probably hates you  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have a week off from work? Let me have you just think about work all week...

Oh you have a week off from work? Let me have you just think about work all week...  Scumbag Brain
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