Scumbag Brain

Group project with all girls? lets just add some social awkwardness

Group project with all girls? lets just add some social awkwardness   Scumbag Brain

Dream about record karma earning post DONT REMEMBER NEXT DAY

Dream about record karma earning post DONT REMEMBER NEXT DAY  Scumbag Brain

Forgets what you ate for breakfast Always remembers her smile

Forgets what you ate for breakfast Always remembers her smile   Scumbag Brain

First person to finish a easy test. Makes you question every answer you wrote down.

First person to finish a easy test. Makes you question every answer you wrote down.  Scumbag Brain

Can remember film quotes and song lyrics on demand Forgets almost all examinable content the moment a test starts.

Can remember film quotes and song lyrics on demand Forgets almost all examinable content the moment a test starts.  Scumbag Brain

Knows it's unable to make computations without paper and pen Still tries during the whole night instead of letting you sleep

Knows it's unable to make computations without paper and pen Still tries during the whole night instead of letting you sleep   Scumbag Brain

Dream about crush giving you an incredible blowjob WAKE UP YOU HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW!

Dream about crush giving you an incredible blowjob WAKE UP YOU HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW!   Scumbag Brain

Knows you just took your watch off after a long day. Tells you it's still there 10 minutes later.

Knows you just took your watch off after a long day. Tells you it's still there 10 minutes later.   Scumbag Brain

That looks like a really tasty plate of food you have there. Would be a shame if you had a random twitch and dropped it all over the floor.

That looks like a really tasty plate of food you have there. Would be a shame if you had a random twitch and dropped it all over the floor.  Scumbag Brain

The power is out "Flip that light switch anyway"

The power is out
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