Scumbag Brain

Falls asleep playing KoA:Reckoning at 2:30am Goes to bed, lays there until 7:30am before falling asleep

Falls asleep playing KoA:Reckoning at 2:30am Goes to bed, lays there until 7:30am before falling asleep  Scumbag Brain

WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET OVER EX-GIRLFRIEND BETTER DREAM ABOUT HER EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK

WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET OVER EX-GIRLFRIEND BETTER DREAM ABOUT HER EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK   Scumbag Brain

Let's get super drunk and text lots of people Nah, you don't wanna remember this. Drunk you can erase the messages now.

Let's get super drunk and text lots of people Nah,  you don't wanna remember this. Drunk you can erase the messages now.   Scumbag Brain

Orgasms after masturbating "Hey, let's think about your parents." Caption 4 goes here

Orgasms after masturbating

Reality: Beloved Relative has been dead for 2 years Dreams: NOPE! They're alive and it was all just a misunderstanding

Reality:
Beloved Relative has been dead for 2 years Dreams:
NOPE! They're alive and it was all just a misunderstanding  Scumbag Brain

Gets a good night's sleep the night before Falls asleep in chemistry anyway

Gets a good night's sleep the night before Falls asleep in chemistry anyway  Scumbag Brain

In the middle of telling a joke Forgets the punchline.

In the middle of telling a joke Forgets the punchline.   Scumbag Brain

ON THE TOILET Remembers that movie where evryone in the bathroom dies

ON THE TOILET Remembers that movie where evryone in the bathroom dies   Scumbag Brain

Makes you stay on reddit all day has you dream in memes

Makes you stay on reddit all day has you dream in memes   Scumbag Brain

Here's that name you've been trying to remember for the last hour. Oh, too fast? My bad

Here's that name you've been trying to remember for the last hour. Oh, too fast? My bad   Scumbag Brain
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