Scumbag Brain

Creates excellent opening paragraph for your paper At 4:00 am

Creates excellent opening paragraph for your paper At 4:00 am  Scumbag Brain

Go to bed at 10PM Just a nap.. wakes you up 2 hours later.

Go to bed at 10PM Just a nap..
wakes you up 2 hours later.   Scumbag Brain

Gets drunk on Friday night. In bed at 1:00 AM. 6:00 AM Saturday: Wide awake

Gets drunk on Friday night. In bed at 1:00 AM. 6:00 AM Saturday: Wide awake  Scumbag Brain

You did that wrong last time Let's do it the same way one more time

You did that wrong last time Let's do it the same way one more time  Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep Hey, remember that one time you set your alarm for PM rather than AM? Maybe you did it again...

About to fall asleep Hey, remember that one time you set your alarm for PM rather than AM? Maybe you did it again...   Scumbag Brain

supplies you with high ambitions induces you to procrastinate

supplies you with high ambitions induces you to procrastinate  Scumbag Brain

figures out the best comeback 4 hours later

figures out the best comeback 4 hours later  Scumbag Brain

Gets Drunk Asks Penis for advice

Gets Drunk Asks Penis for advice  Scumbag Brain

Gives you awkwardly sexy nightmares about family members... Still transmits signals to finger to click AMAs

Gives you awkwardly sexy nightmares about family members... Still transmits signals to finger to click AMAs  Scumbag Brain

Oh, what's that? Feels like your phone just vibrated? Better check it. Hah! Just kidding bro.

Oh, what's that? Feels like your phone just vibrated? Better check it. Hah! Just kidding bro.   Scumbag Brain
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