Scumbag Brain

"IAmA a guy who fractured my penis last year, had a series of 12 injections in my penis to fix it that didn't work, and then had penile surgery last week to finally repair the damage. AMA!" *click*

Oh, you're trying to forget the pain and move on? Here, let me just give you this nice dream about her...

Oh, you're trying to forget the pain and move on? Here, let me just give you this nice dream about her...  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're about to drive a long distance? Making you really tired will make it more enjoyable

Oh you're about to drive a long distance? Making you really tired will make it more enjoyable  Scumbag Brain

HAVE Prosopagnosia, keep FORGETTING MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE Got dumped, now I can't forget it

HAVE Prosopagnosia, keep FORGETTING MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE Got dumped, now I can't forget it  Scumbag Brain

Knows you're only hunting an egg giving off a beautiful glow auto-clicks egg glowing brightly as the sun

Knows you're only hunting an egg giving off a beautiful glow auto-clicks egg glowing brightly as the sun  Scumbag Brain

Shows you disturbing imagery you saw earlier makes you cringe when you think of it.

Shows you disturbing imagery you saw earlier makes you cringe when you think of it.  Scumbag Brain

Create new online account Immediately forget password

Create new online account Immediately forget password  Scumbag Brain

Dreams about cocoa puffs there are no cocoa puffs

Dreams about cocoa puffs there are no cocoa puffs  Scumbag Brain

Fuck the Angles

Fuck  the Angles  Scumbag Brain

successfully FINISH an important project has a panic attack

successfully FINISH an important project has a panic attack  Scumbag Brain
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