Scumbag Brain

Drink a glass of water Rinse glass out, with water

Drink a glass of water Rinse glass out, with water  Scumbag Brain

Oh, that ice cream is too cold? Let's blow on it to cool it off

Oh, that ice cream is too cold? Let's blow on it to cool it off  Scumbag Brain

set your alarm for 4:30 am? great. i'll just go ahead and make sure you're up by 4:15.

set your alarm for 4:30 am? great. i'll just go ahead and make sure you're up by 4:15.  Scumbag Brain

Got dumped? Here's some nightmares replaying the breakup, and here's a dream where you're happy together again

Got dumped? Here's some nightmares replaying the breakup, and here's a dream where you're happy together again  Scumbag Brain

Holding phone to your ear "Bro, where the fuck is your phone?"

Holding phone to your ear

Sees meme about a scumbag brain that causes OP to click on a link to a religious woman who has a preterm miscarriage, brings it home, treats it as a live child Click click click

Sees meme about a scumbag brain that causes OP to click on a link to a religious woman who has a preterm miscarriage, brings it home, treats it as a live child Click click click  Scumbag Brain

Forgot Lumosity password Also, too embarrassed to ask website to reset it

Forgot Lumosity password Also, too embarrassed to ask website to reset it  Scumbag Brain

Oh you just went through a break up? Let's look through all of your email conversations with her.

Oh you just went through a break up? Let's look through all of your email conversations with her.   Scumbag Brain

Hey your about to sit down to poop lets fart right before we sit down

Hey your about to sit down to poop lets fart right before we sit down   Scumbag Brain

Subway conductor: "Due to medical evac on the train ahead of us, we're being held between stations." Have to take a shit all of a sudden

Subway conductor:
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