Scumbag Brain

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around While Drunk

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around While Drunk  Scumbag Brain

Doing something important with both hands? Thats going to be tricky with an itchy nose

Doing something important with both hands? Thats going to be tricky with an itchy nose   Scumbag Brain

Oh you need to leave for work right now? Dude, you should totally masturbate.

Oh you need to leave for work right now? Dude, you should totally masturbate.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're having a nice, peaceful and happy Thanksgiving break? Wanna watch the human Centipede 2?

Oh you're having a nice, peaceful and happy Thanksgiving break? Wanna watch the human Centipede 2?  Scumbag Brain

Remember that 30 page research paper due in 4 days? Neither do i

Remember that 30 page research paper due in 4 days? Neither do i  Scumbag Brain

oh, you saw an ugly woman on the bus? better look at her every 5 seconds

oh, you saw an ugly woman on the bus? better look at her every 5 seconds  Scumbag Brain

gets lightheaded when you don't breathe gets lightheaded when you hyperventilate

gets lightheaded when you don't breathe gets lightheaded when you hyperventilate  Scumbag Brain

Extremely tired during day Wide awake at midnight

Extremely tired during
day Wide awake at
midnight  Scumbag Brain

Your first final is tomorrow? Lets have a dream where its actually today and you slept through it.

Your first final is tomorrow? Lets have a dream where its actually today and you slept through it.  Scumbag Brain

On your way home from that interview you aced? Fart triumphantly, I got your back.

On your way home from that interview you aced? Fart triumphantly, I got your back.  Scumbag Brain
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