Scumbag Brain

Oh you really like this song? Lets listen to it nonstop until you hate it

Oh you really like this song? Lets listen to it nonstop until you hate it   Scumbag Brain

Reminds you of important things when you wake up forgets them when you leave

Reminds you of important things when you wake up forgets them when you leave  Scumbag Brain

Takes 30 minutes deciding what to watch on netflix Falls asleep 5 minutes later

Takes 30 minutes deciding what to watch on netflix Falls asleep 5 minutes later  Scumbag Brain

You're stoned and alone in the middle of the woods? We haven't thought about slender man in a while

You're stoned and alone in the middle of the woods? We haven't thought about slender man in a while   Scumbag Brain

SO this is the really important job interview right? Let's forget how to speak, read, write, count and think.

SO this is the really important job interview right? Let's forget how to speak, read, write, count and think.  Scumbag Brain

Hear footsteps outside your door? Keep fapping, they're not going to enter.

Hear footsteps outside your door? Keep fapping, they're not going to enter.   Scumbag Brain

you're dehydrated as fuck I better make you keep throwing up whenver you try to drink water to protect you

you're dehydrated as fuck I better make you keep throwing up whenver you try to drink water to protect you  Scumbag Brain

You know who you havent talked to in a while grandma.

You know who you havent talked to in a while grandma.  Scumbag Brain

In a meeting with your boss to convince him that you've earned a raise? Forget all accomplishments.

In a meeting with your boss to convince him that you've earned a raise? Forget all accomplishments.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to walk through a crowd? This boner should help.

Oh, you need to walk through a crowd? This boner should help.  Scumbag Brain
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